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teamrocketing:

being really excited about something your parents don’t care about

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

me: no one ever texts me

*gets a text*

me: wtf do you want

dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

(Source: friendzonked, via drownoutreality)

gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this
stunningpicture:

My wife was obsessed with the gold sand on this beach in Oceanside, CA.

crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

drunknight:

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drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush

season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

(Source: ohrendelle, via nuqqets)