being really excited about something your parents don’t care about
me: no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me: wtf do you want
i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying
Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.