i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out
a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?
omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that
- (via villere)
if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u